CUS : akak…kat sini ada AMBANK bank tak?
CS : xde dik.kat sini Cuma ada Ambank ATM saja.
CUS : oooo…hmmm..kat mana AMBANK bank tu ye kak?
CS : ???? (ulang suara sekali lagi) sini xde dik.yg ada ATM nyer saja.
CUS : akak tau x mana2 Ambank bank yg terdekat..?
(masih bersabar dan layan kan saja..)mungkin kat bangsar @ briekfield.
CUS : iyelah kat mana tuh?! (melawan ye!..)
CS : dik….akak xpastilah dik sbb akak XKEJE dgn AMBANK....
Akukah yg besalah
CUS : lepas seminit baru blah…… (xbetul kot…muka je lawa…ceh!)
12. Counters / CS : North Court
CUS : where is money….change money…? (cust negro)
CS : 1 level down straight till centre court on the left…
CUS : hey…u understand me or not?!!! where is money change!?(suara marah!)
CS : (darah aku dah kat kepala nie bila dia mrh)… sir...of course I understand
you... You want exchange your money right!!
(aku pun explain balik…dgn suara yg lantang)
CUS :ooo…okey…right…right…(sambil pandang ke bawah)... Are u malaysian?
CS :yes sir..why is that?
CUS :you soo preety.u cantik..
CS :ceh…dan dan je ckp aku cantik…sudah!
13. Counter / CS :South Court
CUS : where is silent cream?
CS : do u mean krispy kream sir?
CUS : no, silent recipe
CS : is it secret recipe?
CUS : yes, yes secret recipe
CS : cacat kau nih..
14. Counter / CS : South Court
CUS : What time you close ?
CS : Our shop will Close at 10pm
CUS : So how im gonna go out ?
CS : Why not ? All of our entrance door is open 24 hours.
CUS : u said just now you close at 10pm !
CS : klu aku dah sepak mulut ngko, baru ko tehegeh nak kulum btg sblm
sumbing!
15. Counter / CS : South Court
CUS : where is Taxi stand? ARABIAN
CS : Its out side there..
CUS : Where ? Inside ?
CS : A ah.. tunggu Abah nko bawak masuk taxi tu kat dalam ..
CUS : owh ok
CS : la?
16. Counter / CS : South Court
CUS : sekusmi..weris tuweilet ?
CS : strets..si livais..tuwens leif..
CUS : senkiu
CS : weskam
CUS : LOUGHING
CS : kekekekekekekekekeke
17. Counter / CS : South Court
CUS : senyap
CS : senyap
CUS : senyap
CS : senyap
CUS : senyap lagi….
CS : Kimaak letak barang jew..babii..penat aku berdiri…
18. Counter / CS : South Court
CUS : Boolewad hotel ? ARABIAN
CS : straight n bla la………………
CUS : You staff said here !!!!
CS : Yelah sangat,.ko blah jelah sebelum aku sepak mulut busuk nko!
CUS : what did u say ?
CS : nothing..
19. Counter / CS :South Court
CUS : how do we get to the Cinema ? ( die suit suit dari Quicksilver)
CS : escalator in front there! 3 level up ! straight to the end !
CUS : Okay...
CS :hahahahaha padan muka CINEMA kat NORTH hahaha aku dah
relief counter 2 min lagi hahahahaha........
20.
Counter
: South Court
Cus
:where should I pay my parking tiket?.. (cust
pompuan cina cm sial haram..)
CS
:where do park your car mem?
Cus
:zon C..(muke yakin je jwb)
CS
:oo..u need to down here,wok stret all the way until u c
MCD, n then down again. Over there only u can pay..
Cus
:wwaaa…too farrr woooo…are u sure because I park at here u
know..(tgn tjnk kat lif SC ni ngn muke x puas ati).. bla..bla..bla..
(ntah ape dier carut ni)
CS
:this is parking Zon A,other side is Zon C..can I see yor tiket mem?Cus :here u go..(tnjk tket ngn muke cm haram..tau nk mng je..)
UNTUK
MAKLUMAN,DIER TUNJUK TKET ZON G,H….
SYYYIIIIAAALLLLL!!!!
CS
:this one u pay upon exit…
(aku pndg pasu bnge ats kauntr ni..rs cm best je hempuk pale dier ni..)
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