Thursday, 12 April 2012

Antara Kebenaran & Kenyataan PART 7



61. Counter                           : North Court

        Cus                                         : bang, dimna MPH?
        CS                                          : esc dpn tu, u trn bwh..then jln trs smpi ujung..ujung skali tau!!
                                                          (siap tnjk ngn gaya tgn agi tu!!!)
        Cus                                         : ujung cni ke..ujung sn???
        CS                                          : ( ape le ko ni bengap sgt…time2 dh nk blk ni r dpt 
                                                           cust bengong)
       
62. Counter                           :Centre Court

        Cus                                         :whrere is shara?(zara la tu sebut pon xbtol)
        CS                                          :ok dis floor u turn left
        Cus                                         :ok and then where is sasa?
        CS                                          :this floor turn right
        Cus                                         :(da jln ni pas2 patah blk) sasa make up woooo
        CS                                          :ya laaaaa(kuat dan lantang muke serius.ko igt aku xtau ke?
                                                          bengap!!)
        Cus                                         :tros bla selepas mendgr jawapan yg sgt sarcastic dr ku..
                                                         (padan muke ko!)
       


63. Counter                           :South Court (Myanmarian bertanya sambil lalu)

        Cus                                         :kak, lupe tanye burger king mane?
        CS                                         :sila,tolong aku da slalu telan, kau ni mane dtg lupe lak nih?
                                                         bhase mlayu susah sgt ke????

64. Counter                           : South Court

        Cus                                         : sekius me..kt mn kdi jeans ek?
        CS                                          : cni ade levis, ck jeans, wrangler ngan lois..
        Cus                                         : ok..ck jeans ngn levis ktne?..(muke xcited cm nk bli trs jee)
        CS                                          : dpn tu je..kdi sblh kiri..side by side..
        Cus                                         : aa…tu kdai ape td?
        CS                                          : ck jeans ngn levis le…u tny tdkan?
        Cus                                         : a’ah…o..ok..
        CS                                          : ( Fuhhh..mintak2 xde saiz utk ko…haha..pdn muke
                                                           kene sumpah..)


65. Counter                           : South Court

        Cus                                         : Mana IGB? (Tanya dalam bahasa gan muka sombong,
                                                          pompuan melayu)
        CS                                          : Terus kat entrance, keluar ke kanan n depan ada bangunan
                                                          berkaca
        Cus                                         : Where is?
        CS                                          : Mmm kat belakang tue
        Cus                                         : kat sini x boleh guna phone kat counter tanya pasal vacancy
        CS                                         : maaf ya x dibenarkan ( Laa nak cari vacancy ker, ciannyer
                                                          sampai nak guna phone Kita ingat phone bapa dia ker huhuhu)
        Cus                                         : gan tarik muka n blah
        CS                                          : aku pun senyum sinis….


66. Counter                           : South Court

        Cus                                         :dik dik!!!(cstmor gemok lelaki dgan mukew selamber)
        CS                                          :yew encik,blh sy Bantu( muka senyum manis sperti biasa)
        Cus                                         :kat mane center court??
        CS                                          :encik jalan terus than encik akan nmpak center court
        Cus                                         :ohhh.....jaoh x??brape minit ??
      CS                                            :humm…..2 minit(cilake ko jalan jew la,taw la gemok,
                                                         xkan jalan pown malas..adoiii….ckap dlm ati)
        Cus                                         :2 minit??jaoh gak tu!!
        CS                                          :ahhhh!!ko tgu jew lagi 5 minit<<jup lagi train arrive,ko naik la
                                                         smpai centre court GEMOKKKK!!!...x paya idop la klu dah
                                                          pemalas mcm ne..menci aq (dlm ati jew la,tp bnyak gak aq
                                                          maki die,ksian la plak,alamak telebih sudah!!)



hahahaahhha.... Semoga korang terhibur dengan apa yang aq post ni.... Thanx untuk kawan2 aq yang banyak membantu memberi pengalaman diorang....



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