Thursday, 12 April 2012

Antara Kebenaran & Kenyataan PART 5

41. Counter / CS                              : South Court (lelaki melayu,muka innocent)

        CUS                                        : kdai….toys tu kat mane?da tutup eh?  
                                                                 (suara tgelam timbul tp aku paham…)
        CS                                              : naik tingkat3 terus p tengah2,tepi food junction…
        CUS                                        : bukan mainan budak2 tu…
                                                               (laa ade suare,kuat,garang lak tuh..)
        CS                                            : IYE,KEDAI MAINAN SEX YANG ABG CARI TU 
                                                               KAT TINGKAT3 TEPI 
                                                               FOOD JUNCTION,TEPI SUSHI KING,
                                                                I NEED HOUSE NAMENYE..
                                                                (amik kau..suara aku paling kuat hari ni..)
        CUS                                       : (duk pandang keliling pehtu blah)


42. Counter / CS                              : South Court/ Cust cino,ibu muda sporting..

        CUS                                        : miss,itu juicy works tutup trus ke?
        CS                                             : renovesyen sahaja,tutup smentara..
        CUS                                        : so cannot buy la?
        CS                                              : eh?sape kate?ketuk la board tuh,pemalas ko ni…
       

43. Counter / CS                              : South Court

        CUS                                        : Halo, where is Best Denki?
        CS                                              : Already closed down sir….
        CUS                                        : Then whats this?
                                                                (tunjuk nama best denki dlm directory)
        CS                                             : This directory is not updated sir..                                    
        CUS                                        : U should update ur directory..
        CS                                             : (potong nama Best Denki dlm Directory)…
                                                                 Its updated now…
        CUS                                        : Now that’s better…(good hand sign)

 

44. Counter / CS                              : South Court

        CUS                                        :Wheres metrojaya?
        CS                                              : there (sambil tunjuk guna tgn)
        CUS                                        : where? Where?
        CS                                              : Aku tunjuk guna kaki kang!                                                             
        CUS                                        : what?(customer arab yg x fhm….nasib baik,hehehe


45. Counter / CS                               : South Court

        CUS                                        :Where can I buy krispy popiah?
        CS                                              : 1 lvl down, walk straight until u see pushcart near 
                                                                   speedy video
        CUS                                        : oh, where can I get taxi?
        CS                                              : over there…(tunjuk guna tgn)                                                         
        CUS                                        : tq…(terus jalan menghala ke entrance)
        CS                                              : ??????? (biol sebentar…motif tanye aku krispy popiah?)


46. Counter / CS                              : South Court

        CUS                                        : may I redempt the ang pau?
        CS                                              : No, the redemption counter is over there…
                                                                  (tunjuk guna jari)
        CUS                                        : So I cannot redemp here?
        CS                                              : Boleh, tp u dpt PJJ la….                                                    
        CUS                                        : PJJ tu apa?
        CS                                             : PJJ tu….PENENDANG JARAK JAUH!


47. Counter / CS                              : South Court

        CUS                                        :ini kedai ade tak??(sambil tunjuk paper bag 
                                                                 CACHE CACHE)
        CS                                             : ada.. u jalan terus pegi centre,lepas tu belok kanan..
        CUS                                        : sana ujung ka??
        CS                                             : auntie,saya cakap centre,bukan to the end…
                                                                  str8 to centre n turn right.. 
        CUS                                        : ooo..ok…this floor ha???
        CS                                             : Yelah bangang…aq x cakap pun naik ke trn kan…
                                                                 tulah..banyak makan babi sangat..


48. Counter / CS                         : South Court

        CUS                                        : bang, MYDIN mane??..MYDIN??..MYDIN??
        CS                                              : sori encik..sini xde MYDIN..
                                                                    ( jwb dgn sopan alahai ank sape ni..)
        CUS                                        : o..xde ek?..GIANT lak mane??...GIANT??
        CS                                              : GIANT pn xde encik. Yg ade cume Jusco,Carre4 ngan
                                                                   Cold storage je.              
       CUS                                         : (diam sambil mate terkebil2…nk pikir tny
                                                                   supermarket laen r tu..)
        CS                                             : kedai kak yam kt umah saye tu encik xnk tny ktne?


49. Counter / CS                         : South Court

        CUS                                        :dik,PARKSON kat mane ek??(Dengan penuh YAKIN)
        CS                                              : sini tak de parkson kak..
        CUS                                        : eh,bukan dulu ade kat sini ek..
        CS                                              : (ade kak,masa MID Valley belum bukak lagi) dalam hati jelah..
                                                                   Tak pernah adelah kak kat sini….
        CUS                                        : belalu tanpa sebarang kata…
                                                                  (salah aq ke kalau PARKSON x de kat sini)
                                                                     Hahahahahahahahaa…….


50. Counter / CS                         : South Court

        CUS                                        : where is this shop?(gambar juice work)
        CS                                              : Its behind me but its closed for renovation
        CUS                                         : ok…tq….(pergi ke blakang pastu dtg blik)…
                                                                     yeah,its closed..
        CS                                           : yes its closed…(dah tu,adoi)
                                                         


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