Thursday, 12 April 2012

Antara Kebenaran & Kenyataan PART 6

51.  Counter                                :Centre Court

       CUS                                :where is Nail Parlour?
        CS                                    : Nail Parlour?(kurg dgr)
        CUS                               : yes..
        CS                                     : Go to 2nd floor n bla……….
        CUS                               : what shop is that?
       CS                                      :nail parlour la!u looking for nail parlour rite?
       CUS                                 :ya ya….(tros bla)
       CS                                      :bengong(dlm ati je)


 52.  Counter                              :South Court

        Cus                                         :Excuse me, where the exit??
        CS                                         : there. (sambuil tunjuk ke arah jalan berambus)
        Cus                                         :are u sure that the exit??
        CS                                         :of course im sure.. Y??
        Cus                                         :can I get the taxi from there??
        CS                                          :sure..(kepala bapak ko pun leh dapat kat situ).
        Cus                                         :berambus tanpa kata apa2
        CS                                          :matilah kau…


 53. Counter                               : South Court

        Cus                                         : dik,.MAKRO mn?..MAKRO?..
        CS                                         : MAKRO?..(aku cm prnh dgr ni,tp dmn ya??)
        Cus                                         : itu supermarket la..
        CS                                         : cni xde MAKRO..yg ade cm CARE4 ngn Jusco je..
        Cus                                         : oo…ok
        CS                                         : (huu..lm gler x dgr nm sprmrkt ni..t’flashback lak kck2 dlu
                                                           bli air oren dlm botol beruang kt Batu Road sprmrkt..)
       
54. Counter                                :South Court

        Cus                                         :excuse me…what floor is this?
        CS                                          :This is ground floor sir.
        Cus                                         :ooow…1st floor..okey(trus jln ntah pegi mane)
        CS                                         :biol jap…####(aku ke @ cust tu yg kene ambek tuisyen
                                                          English pas ni ye????) Hmmm……aku nk balekkkkkkk!!
       

55.  Counter                               :South Court (2 org bangle mari…)

        Cus                                         :where SARAWAKI?
        Cs                                           :ahh…tok ki aku xkeje sini! Die ade kat umah!
        Cus                                         :tercengang….
        Cs                                           :you just walk star8 sir to centre court sir
        Cus                                         :okey.TQ
        Cs                                           :naseb die ckp tq.kahkahkah!!!


56. Counter                                : South Court

        Cus                                         : excuse me…where is computer?
        CS                                          : 2 floor up..straight to centre court…turn left..
        Cus                                         : it will go straight to KL central right?
        CS                                         : ha? U mean komuter? KTM station?
        Cus                                         : owh…ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
        CS                                          : 1 floor up straight to the end…
                                                          (bkn main byk lg ko punye ya ya ya)  
        Cus                                         : ok…(trus bla)
        CS                                         : wah, no tq…..mampuih mu!


57.  Counter                               :South Court (2 Gayboy Myanmar)

        Cus1                                       : Where is Topman?
        CS                                          : There.(tunjuk kat topman)
        Cus2                                       : o yeah,see they got Bershka too over here..come?
        Cus1                                       : no..#@$%^**9 topman,,(die mule ckp bahase die..)
        Cus2                                       : Bershka ^&%&&$#$%%...
                                                          (situasi ni agak 5 mnet jugak btul2 depan konter)
        CS                                           : Korang g je la asing2! Pegi berdue pon bukan dpt main
                                                           kat dlm tuh !Memekak dpn konter aku ni pe kes?!!
       

58. Counter                               : South Court

        Cus                                         :where can I get the taxi??
        CS                                         :this way sir (sambil tunjuk kejalan keluar supaya ko cepat
                                                          berambus)
        Cus                                         :where???(masih bertanya untuk kepastian)
        CS                                         :napelah ko ni bebal sangat..straight that way u will find the
                                                          taxi outside there waiting for u bangang…
        Cus                                         :ok after that?(masih nak tanya lagi bangang ni)
        CS                                         :just enter the taxi bodoh….
        Cus                                         :ok ok..thank u…
        CS                                         :apesal lah ko ni bangang sangat……


59. Counter                                : South Court

        Cus                                         :Where is care4?
        CS                                          :Just down here sir, on the right way
        Cus                                         :okay (die tgk aku)
        CS                                          :okay (aku tgk die)
        Cus                                         :care4 is a shop or a supermarket?
        CS                                          :( supermarket la boddoh!!kalu care4 tu shop lot..
                                                           xde muatnye badan ko yg mcm bas tu nk masuk!!!!! ).
                                                           Yez sir it is a supermarket.
        Cus                                         :okay
        CS                                          :blah!!


60. Counter                               : North Court

        Cus                                          : excuse me..where I can get hardware stuff??
        CS                                          : At the Ace hardware miss…2nd floor south area..
        Cus                                          : that far ha? Nvm..im so tired already….next time la I go there..
        CS                                           : oooookkkkk…yes misss….
                                                          (confirm ko tanye lg…dah lar lapar ni)



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